Donald Trump put out a statement from his doctor on Monday giving him a clean bill of health.
But Twitter had a field day with the doctor’s Trump-like use of hyperbole in the report, starting a hashtag to come up with other things the doc could have said.
In the actual statement, Dr. Harold Bornstein says Trump’s blood pressure and lab results were “astonishingly excellent,” his “physical strength and stamina are extraordinary,” and that Trump would “be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”
According to Twitter’s #TrumpDoctor, here are some other things Bornstein could have said:
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