Trump Doctor: Twitter Loves Donald Trump's Doctor

December 14, 2015 2:42 PM EST

Donald Trump put out a statement from his doctor on Monday giving him a clean bill of health.

But Twitter had a field day with the doctor’s Trump-like use of hyperbole in the report, starting a hashtag to come up with other things the doc could have said.

In the actual statement, Dr. Harold Bornstein says Trump’s blood pressure and lab results were “astonishingly excellent,” his “physical strength and stamina are extraordinary,” and that Trump would “be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

According to Twitter’s #TrumpDoctor, here are some other things Bornstein could have said:

"Mr. Trump is in such extraordinary health, I would not say that I *find* his pulse. His pulse FINDS ME." #TrumpDoctor
— Anne B (@abroshar) December 14, 2015

Most people's appendices are worthless and losers. Trump's appendix is the richest and most successful appendix in this race. #trumpdoctor
— ~*~ f O x X i -*~ (@foxxi_loxxi) December 14, 2015

Mr. Trump's brain is actually larger than his skull but he keeps it contained with sheer intellectual power. #TrumpDoctor
— Robert Schlesinger 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@rschles) December 14, 2015

"Trump is so healthy, he's redefined health. We are all now technically sick in comparison." #TrumpDoctor
— 🇺🇦🏴‍☠️Deep State Wisco🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 (@Wisco) December 14, 2015

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