There’s a new teaser trailer for the 50 Shades of Grey sequel and the trailer is just that—a tease.
There isn’t any information in the 30-second clip that hungry fans can latch onto in anticipation of 50 Shades Darker, other than Christian Grey mysteriously putting on a mask. The slight superhero vibe of the clip might have something to do with the chairman of Universal saying that 50 Shades Darker would be “more of a thriller” than the first film.
Audiences have a long time to wait to figure out why Christian is putting on the mask—the movie is set to come out in February 2017.
Teddy Bear
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“If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day” (Get it? GET IT?) then the Vermont Teddy Bear company has just the stuffed toy for you. This suited-up Christian Grey comes complete with handcuffs, a tie, an eye mask and “smoldering grey eyes.” Teddy Ruxpin doesn’t look so terrifying anymore, does he?
Wine
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Does your palate lean more toward “red satin” or “white silk” ? This E L James-approved wine costs $18 per bottle.
Fifty Shades of Chicken
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And what compliments your wine better than a submissive slice of chicken? This cookbook — attributed to F. L. Fowler — teaches you how to tie up a chicken in every way imaginable. Recipes include Dripping Thighs, Learning to Truss You, Erect Chicken and other foul-sounding fowl.
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Fifty Shades of Kale
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Similar concept, different leading lady. And you thought kale was a part of a “clean” diet.
Laundry Detergent
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Surf has dubbed this cleanser its “naughtiest fragrance yet,” but it might be the only laundry detergent that markets itself as getting things dirtier.
Nail Polish
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The special collection by OPI is somehow only available in six different shades.
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Fine Jewelry
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Jewelry designer Janet Cadsawan got the go-ahead from author E L James to make a limited edition Fifty Shades jewelry line. “Her genius for fusing fantasy with fashion climaxes in every piece,” the website boasts. For $135, you can buy riding crop earrings.
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