Watch the New 50 Shades Darker Teaser Trailer

There’s a new teaser trailer for the 50 Shades of Grey sequel and the trailer is just that—a tease.

There isn’t any information in the 30-second clip that hungry fans can latch onto in anticipation of 50 Shades Darker, other than Christian Grey mysteriously putting on a mask. The slight superhero vibe of the clip might have something to do with the chairman of Universal saying that 50 Shades Darker would be “more of a thriller” than the first film.

Audiences have a long time to wait to figure out why Christian is putting on the mask—the movie is set to come out in February 2017.

Teddy Bear

“If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day” (Get it? GET IT?) then the Vermont Teddy Bear company has just the stuffed toy for you. This suited-up Christian Grey comes complete with handcuffs, a tie, an eye mask and “smoldering grey eyes.” Teddy Ruxpin doesn’t look so terrifying anymore, does he?

Wine

Does your palate lean more toward “red satin” or “white silk” ? This E L James-approved wine costs $18 per bottle.

Fifty Shades of Chicken

And what compliments your wine better than a submissive slice of chicken? This cookbook — attributed to F. L. Fowler — teaches you how to tie up a chicken in every way imaginable. Recipes include Dripping Thighs, Learning to Truss You, Erect Chicken and other foul-sounding fowl.

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Fifty Shades of Kale

Similar concept, different leading lady. And you thought kale was a part of a “clean” diet.

Laundry Detergent

Surf has dubbed this cleanser its “naughtiest fragrance yet,” but it might be the only laundry detergent that markets itself as getting things dirtier.

Nail Polish

The special collection by OPI is somehow only available in six different shades.

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Fine Jewelry

Jewelry designer Janet Cadsawan got the go-ahead from author E L James to make a limited edition Fifty Shades jewelry line. “Her genius for fusing fantasy with fashion climaxes in every piece,” the website boasts. For $135, you can buy riding crop earrings.