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GOOD YEAR
BAD YEAR
Ellen DeGeneres’ Oscars selfie was the most retweeted photo of all time
SELFIES
ABC’s Selfie was one of the first fall TV shows to get canceled
Chris Pratt emerged as a silver-screen It boy
CHRISES
Chris Christie faced fallout from #Bridgegate
Interstellar made wormholes cool, if no less confusing
HOLES
The mystery holes appearing in Siberia were terrifying, also confusing
Guardians of the Galaxy rescued the summer box office
PROTECTORS
The U.S. Secret Service let an interloper into the White House
Honey Maid was praised for ads featuring diverse families
HONEY
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was axed over reports of Mama June’s dating a sex offender
Pitbull and Kesha’s “Timber” topped the Billboard Hot 100
THINGS YOU YELL
Yo, an app that lets users send “yo” to each other, was widely mocked
Showtime announced a fresh season of Twin Peaks
MOUNTAINS
Big-budget volcano flick Pompeii combusted at the domestic box office
The World Cup spawned America’s most watched soccer game ever
FOOTBALL
The NFL faced several high-profile domestic- violence scandals
British barrister Amal Alamuddin wedded George Clooney
LAWYERS
John Grisham apologized for saying some child-porn punishments are too harsh
Cartoonist Alison Bechdel received a MacArthur “genius” grant
ALISONS
Kentucky’s Alison Lundergan Grimes was defeated in a bid for the Senate
J.K. Rowling published several new Harry Potter stories
HARRYS
Fake-royal reality show I Wanna Marry Harry got yanked midseason
Kim Kardashian “broke the Internet” by posing nude for Paper magazine
KIMS
Kim Jong Un broke his ankles, according to numerous reports
Beyoncé’s “Drunk in Love” popularized the word surfbort
BOOZE
Fireball Cinnamon Whisky was recalled in three countries
Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” was Billboard’s official Song of the Summer
FANCINESS
Foodies were still barred from buying foie gras in California
Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent cast a spell on ticket buyers
ONE-NAME MOVIES
So-so reviews spelled trouble for Melissa McCarthy’s Tammy
True-crime audio saga Serial became the most popular podcast ever
HOMOPHONES
Sales of cold cereal, the breakfast-table stalwart, continued to slip
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