By Alexis Hauk
Brace yourselves for a deeper probe inside the Red Room of Pain, 50 Shades of Grey fans. The new trailer for the film version of the popular E. L. James novel premiered during ABC’s also-very-sexy Scandal on Thursday night, and in it you’ll get a lot more of Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) and Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson).
And in case you missed it, here’s the step-by-step take on the first teaser trailer by a dude who has never read the book and knows very little about the storyline at all.
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