Here's 6 Minutes of Conan O'Brien Wrecking Chicago in Watch Dogs

May 23, 2014

Watch Dogs is out next Tuesday for all the old and new-gen platforms (sans Wii U, which won't arrive until late this year), and there's no shortage of video footage on the interwebs if you want to see how its high fidelity rendering of Chicago looks, or how its hacking-angled gameplay works.

But if you just want a glimpse of what the game looks like when someone plays it willy-nilly -- you know, the way the rest of us do -- take six minutes and give Conan O'Brien's latest Clueless Gamer segment a watch, wherein he plays the PlayStation 4 version of the game before we can.

There's ColdPlay, Conan trying to make out with a lady on a boat, a FedEx commercial, a tree massacre, Conan's crime-solving advice and a debate about the proper hand signs for sex.

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