You know how something happens that gets people talking, and then everyone races to Twitter to make their joke before everyone else can? Without fail, Ryan Nanni, a college football writer for SB Nation, makes the best one. Most of his tweets are sports-related, but occasionally he’ll seamlessly move outside of his usual comfort zone. Nanni also recently dropped his anonymity (he was previously known by the pseudonym “Sir Broosk” on Twitter), but the reveal hasn’t seemed to censor him in the slightest. —Eric Dodds