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## Video: South Park, "You're Getting Old"

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_Published 2011-12-06. South Park, "You're Getting Old"_


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## Transcript

Oh dude, sweet, tackle him! [ UNKNOWN ] Alright guys, do you think he's lying or telling the truth? He's lying dude, hit X. [ SOUND ] [ UNKNOWN ] Hey guys. Hey Stan, what did the doctor say? He said, I have cynicism. What's that? Something you can get , when you get older, but it's stupid. I'm not cynical. All the doctor wants is a paycheck. I went to him for help and he just stood there spouting a bunch of. [ SOUND ] Oh, well, come on. We're playing, LA Noire. That [ SOUND ] game? Who plays video games to listen to a bunch of characters talk and press the X button? Oh, ask him about the murder now, Kyle.

Yeah, we got him! How can people say, this game is cool? It doesn't even matter , what choices you make. [ INAUDIBLE ] We're going to level up to detective. That's a [ SOUND ] device to keep people playing. Alright , um, why don't we do something else? dude, this looks like [ SOUND ]. You don't wanna eat it? It just looks like [ SOUND ] to me. Bunch of processed gooey [ SOUND ]. Looks like ice cream to me. Oh, okay I know. How about, we go to the mall? Ugh, bunch of people trying to sell a bunch of [ SOUND ]. Okay, Stan, what do you wanna do? Well, I don't care, I'm cool with whatever.

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