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They are at time.com/newsletters and are separate from a paid subscription. ## Video: John Waters Speaks at RISD Commencement 2015 [Watch (HLS stream): John Waters Speaks at RISD Commencement 2015](https://cdn.jwplayer.com/manifests/s0KwG2OV.m3u8) (12:20)  _Published 2015-06-16. John Waters Speaks at RISD Commencement 2015_ --- Jul 27, 2023 6:25 PM UTC --- ## More From This Series [All Videos](https://time.com/video/) [Ed Helms Speaks at UVA Commencement 2015](/video/tmCJbbY6/) ### Ed Helms Speaks at UVA Commencement 2015 [Ken Burns Speaks at WUSTL Commencement 2015](/video/yOOzfLJA/) ### Ken Burns Speaks at WUSTL Commencement 2015 [Mellody Hobson Speaks at USC Commencement 2015](/video/RHSUoAiu/) ### Mellody Hobson Speaks at USC Commencement 2015 --- ## Transcript [ APPLAUSE ] Oh, all right. [ LAUGH ] Welcome and good afternoon President Summerson, Chairman Spalter, honored guests, parents, faculty, staff, and mostly the 183 graduates and 486 undergraduates here today. [ APPLAUSE ] I should say right off that I am really qualified to be your commencement speaker. I was suspended from high school. Then kicked out of college in the first marijuana scandal ever on a university campus. I've been arrested several times. I've been known to dress in ludicrous fashions. I've also built a career out of negative reviews, and have been called the Prince of Puke by the press. And most recently, a title I'm really proud of, the People's Pervert. I am honored to be here today with my people. [ APPLAUSE ] Okay, I'm supposed to inspire you. [ LAUGH ] How's this? Somehow I've been able to make a living doing what I love best for 50 years without ever having to get a real job. [ LAUGH ] But how can you be so disciplined, friends always ask when I tell them my job is to get up every day at 6 AM, Monday to Friday, and think up insane stuff. Easy, if I didn't work this hard for myself, I'd have to go work for somebody else. Plus, I can go to my office one room away from my bedroom in my own house, dressed in my underpants if I want to. You're lucky. When I went to school, my teachers discouraged every dream I ever had. I wanted to be the filthiest person alive but no school would let. I bet [??] would have. You can possibly even make a snuff movie here and get an A +. Hopefully you have been taught, never to fear rejection in the workplace. Remember, a no is free. Ask for the world and pay no mind if you were initially turned down. A career in the Arts is like a hitchhiking trip. All you need is one person to say get in and off you go and then the confidence begins. Of course, play is equally as important to your education as work. And in the fine arts, play is work, isn't it? What other fields allows you to deduct as business expenses from your taxes, gangster rap, [ UNKNOWN ] movies, even vintage porn as long as you use it for research? [ LAUGH ] Remember, you must participate in the creative world you want to become part of. So what if you have talent? Then what? You have to figure out to work your way inside. Keep up with what's causing chaos in your own field. If you're a visual artist, go see the shows and the galleries that are frantically competing to find the one bad neighborhood left in Manhattan to open up in Watch every movie that gets a negative review in the New York Times and figure out what the director did wrong. Read, read, read. Watch people on the streets, spy, be nosey, eavesdrop. And as you get older, you'll need youth spies that will keep you abreast of new music That nobody your age has heard of yet, our body piercing mutilations that are becoming all the rage. Even budding sexual transmitted disease. You should go to any length to avoid. Never be like some of my generation who say we had more fun in the 60s. No we didn't The kids today who still live with their parents who haven't seen them in months but leave food outside their bedroom doors are having just as much fun shutting down the government of foreign countries on their computer as we did banning the bomb. [ LAUGH ] [ APPLAUSE ] Today may be the end of your juvenile delinquency, but it should also be the first day of your new adult disobedience. These days everybody wants to be an outsider, politically correct to a fault. That is good. I hope you are working to end racism, sexism, ageism, fatism But is that enough? Isn't being an outsider so 2014? Maybe it's time to throw caution to the wind, really shake things up, and reinvent yourself as a new version of your most dreaded enemy, the insider? Like I am, the final ironing, a creatively crazy person who finally gets power. Think about it, I didn't change. Society did. Who would have ever thought a top college like RISD would invite a filth elder like myself to set an example to it's students? [ LAUGH ] [ APPLAUSE ] See there is hope for everybody! [ LAUGH ] You need to prepare sneak attacks on society. Hairspray is the only really devious movie I ever made. The musical based on it is now being performed in practically every high school in America. And nobody seems to notice it's a show with two men singing a love song to each other. That also encourages white teen girls to date black guys? Pink Flamingos was preaching to the converted, but Hairspray is a trojan horse. It snuck into middle America and never got caught. You can do the same thing. [ LAUGH ] Listen to your political enemies, especially the smart ones and then figure out a way to make them laugh. Nobody likes a bore on a soap box. Humor is always the best defense and weapon. If you can make an idiot laugh, they'll at least pause and listen before they do something stupid to you. [ LAUGH ] Refuse to isolate. Refuse to isolate yourself. Separatism is for losers. Day is not enough anymore. Its a good start but, I don't want my memories to be in the A section near the true crime at the back of the book store next to the bathrooms. No, I want it upfront with the best sellers. And don't heterosexual kids actually receive more prejudice in art schools today than the gay ones? [ LAUGH ] Things are a changing. It's a confusing time. [ LAUGH ] This might be time for a trigger warning. The amazing concept I've heard about is where you're supposed to warn students if you're gonna talk about something that challenges their values. I thought that's why you went to college. My whole life has been a trigger warning. But you have been warned. [ applause ] so the trigger warning is effective. Now back to the prepared speech. Don't hate all rich people. They're not all awful. Believe me, I know some evil poor people too. We need some rich people. Who else is going to back our movies or buy my art? I'm rich. I mean- [ APPLAUSE ] I don't mean money wise. I mean that I have figured out how to never be around **** at any time in my personal and professional life. That's rich. [ APPLAUSE ] And not being around **** should be the goal of every graduate here today. It's ok to hate the poor, too, but only the poor of spirit, not wealth. A poor person to me can have a big bank balance, but is stupid by choice, uncurious, judgmental, isolated and unavailable to change. I'm also sorry to report there's no such thing as karma. So many of my talented great friends are dead, and so many fools I've met in loads are still alive. It's not fair, and it never will be. [ LAUGHING ] Parents now it's time to talk to you. [ LAUGHING ] God these kids can be brats, can't they. Entitled little bastards. Do they think you're made of money? Can't they give you a second to adjust to such social changes, sexual reassignment surgery, horn implants, and the political rights of the adult baby community. And young adults, maybe today is the day you stop blaming your parents for every problem you've ever had. Yes, it's a drag you were kept locked in a [ LAUGH ]. Yes, it's a drag you were kept locked in a cardboard box under their bed and daily whipped with a car aerial, but it's time to move on. We've all been dealt a hand, deal with it. Whining is never appealing in a college graduate. And parents visa vera, you don't get to order up your kids either. Maybe your daughter did tattoo her entire face, well work with what you got. Think positively. Maybe she'll open up a fancy tattoo parlor in Paris. I'm touched to sometimes see distraught parents bringing their angry and defiant teenage children with them to see my spoken words show in a last ditch effort to bond. At least both sides are trying. The truth of maturity will come to families if every member is patient. I look back and wonder at how understanding my parents were. Doctor Spock didn't have a chapter in his child rearing book on how to handle your son if all he wanted to do as a child was play car accident. Yet, my mom took me to junkyards as a toddler and let me wander around, fantasizing ghoulishly. My dad even paid me the money to make pink flamingos and I paid him back in full with interest. But looking back, did I really expect him to be thrilled that I had made one of the " Most stupid, vile, repulsive films every made ." as variety called it. My parents made me feel safe and that's why I am up here today. That's what you should try to do to your children too, no matter where you get your children these days. Contemporary art's job is to wreck what came before. Is there a better job description than that? To aspire to? Here's another trigger warning and, pardon her signing Go out in the world and **** it up beautifully [ APPLAUSE ] Design clothes so hideous so they can't be worn ironically [ LAUGH ] Horrify us with new ideas. Outrage outdated critics. Use technology for transgression, not lazy social living. Make me nervous. And finally, count your blessings. You got through college, you didn't commit suicide, oh dear, have a nervous breakdown. And let's remember the ones who did. It's time to get busy. It's your turn to cause trouble. But this time in the real world. And this time from the inside. Thank you very much. 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