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They are at time.com/newsletters and are separate from a paid subscription. ## Video: Maya Rudolph Speaks at Tulane Commencement 2015 [Watch (HLS stream): Maya Rudolph Speaks at Tulane Commencement 2015](https://cdn.jwplayer.com/manifests/4feIcAHM.m3u8) (19:29)  _Published 2015-05-18. Maya Rudolph Speaks at Tulane Commencement 2015_ --- Jul 27, 2023 6:16 PM UTC --- ## More From This Series [All Videos](https://time.com/video/) [Ed Helms Speaks at UVA Commencement 2015](/video/tmCJbbY6/) ### Ed Helms Speaks at UVA Commencement 2015 [Ken Burns Speaks at WUSTL Commencement 2015](/video/yOOzfLJA/) ### Ken Burns Speaks at WUSTL Commencement 2015 [Mellody Hobson Speaks at USC Commencement 2015](/video/RHSUoAiu/) ### Mellody Hobson Speaks at USC Commencement 2015 --- ## Transcript [ MUSIC ] [ APPLAUSE ] Would everyone now please be seated? [ APPLAUSE ] [ MUSIC ] Stay with me while we grow old, and we will live each day in springtime. Cuz loving you has made my life so beautiful [ MUSIC ] And, now, it is my great honor to welcome Maya Rudolph. [ APPLAUSE ] Thank you. Wow, I was not expecting that Green Envy. You just blew my mind. I am so honored. You're gonna make me cry, and I'm supposed to be funny. This is, it's gonna be interesting. Well, well, well. Here we are. Look at all these beautiful faces, and iPhones. [ LAUGH ] [ LAUGH ] Thank you so much President Fitz, the board of Tulane members, and today's honorary degree recipients. Good morning graduates. [ NOISE ] Yeah. Families and friends of graduates, mothers, fathers, brothers Brothers from other mothers [ LAUGH ] Sisters, roommates, roommates. [ LAUGH ] Grandmas and grandpas, meemaws and papas , >> [ LAUGH ] Bubbies and nana and boppas, nane gee gees and their special friend Herb. [ LAUGH ] Aunt Ronny's, Uncle Gary's, and people who met on Tinder this morning [ LAUGH ] I thank you for having me here to join you on this special day in this incredible city. I stand here humbled. Gracious, and completely naked under this robe. [ LAUGH ] It really is a true honor to be with all of you as you begin this new phase of your life. As you embark on this exciting And challenging journey of being sober during the day. Yeah. It's gonna, it's gonna be interesting. I applaud you for being here today, because it means not only Have you earned a college degree, but you have found this arena despite still having a blood alcohol level of nine. [ LAUGH ] [ APPLAUSE ] I'm looking at you, School of Public Health and Tropical Medicine. [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGH ] [ APPLAUSE ] You don't fool me. [ LAUGH ] From this day forward, the world is filled with endless possibilities. You're young, you're in your 20s. This is great, great day for you. Except for those of you leaving college with any student loan debt. I don't know what to say to you guys. I'm sorry. I hope you win the lottery. I don't really know what to tell you about that. Well, back in January, when the university asked me to make today's commencement speech, I was delighted. So, when I started writing it this morning, back at the hotel, [ LAUGH ] the first thing I did was go online and look up other commencement speeches. And then I got tired, so I took a nap. I woke up, Cried a little bit. [ LAUGH ] Ordered some huevos rancheros from room service. [ LAUGH ] And then I cried a little bit more. [ LAUGH ] And then I picked myself up by the bootstraps and decided to go back to sleep. [ LAUGH ] And after I hit that snooze button like four or five times I got up again and I did what all of you probably did while you were pushing through finals week. I made sure all the apps on my phone were updated because that felt like the most important thing. Then I checked Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat. I periscoped my breakfast, I took four quizzes on buzzfeed, and I watched Game of Thrones. [ LAUGH ] [ APPLAUSE ] And as I finished writing the speech on the car ride over here this morning, I thought, I thought about just how deep my Tulane roots are. I am very proud to say that my father Richard Rudolph graduated class in 1968. [ APPLAUSE ] He's right over there. And today my cousin Sabrina Rudolph is graduating with all of you. [ APPLAUSE ] Sabrina, Sabrina [ APPLAUSE ] I'd like to embarrass you by asking you to please stand up and wave to everyone in the Super dome. There she is. [ APPLAUSE ] I am so, so proud of you. Now please don't sully the family name. [ LAUGH ] [ LAUGH ] It's very very easy to do that. [ LAUGH ] Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon, Jay- Z, LeBron James, Lucille Ball, C- 3P0. These are all graduates of Tulane University according to my phone. [ LAUGH ] And they all graduated magna carta holy grail. [ LAUGH ] Now I don't speak Latin so I do not know what that means. But I do speak pig Latin so I know how to say I ekspay, igpay, atinlay. [ LAUGH ] It just means I speak pig Latin. Now I did not go to Tulane. I graduated from UC Santa Cruise, which is, yep. Oh, you guys know it. Oh. It's a little hippy school nestled in the, Beautiful seaside woods of Northern California. So, it's like this. You guys have the green wave and our school mascot was the banana slug. [ LAUGH ] We did not have a football team but, in fact, we had an ultimate frisbee team. [ APPLAUSE ] It's different, right? I majored in not washing my feet and advanced zigzag rolling. [ APPLAUSE ] So for a lot of my, Five year college career I was lost. Like actually lost. Santa Cruz is mostly woods, you make one wrong turn and you're gone for days. But I didn't know who I was or what I was gonna do with my life when I finished college. And I wasn't any clearer about my direction than the day that I graduated high schools. I wore Birkenstocks and I smelled like a patchouli fart. [ APPLAUSE ] I'm only willing to admit that now that Birkenstocks are sold at Urban Outfitters. And then, during senior year My father asked me what I plan to do after I graduated and I told him I wanna be on Saturday Night Live. [ APPLAUSE ] It's true. But it wasn't until that moment, I never wanted to admit that being on SNL was my dream. I never wanted to admit That I was a thespian. [ LAUGH ] And this was back in the days when people were not talking about being thespians. It was before thespians could marry. [ LAUGH ] And my dad did what any great teacher would do. He looked at me, unphased and said Great. And how do you plan to support yourself while you figure that out? And when are you going to wash your feet? [ LAUGH ] He was realistic, supportive, deflected the responsibility back to me, and subtly showed his support for his daughter's pursuit of a long life in fart jokes. [ LAUGH ] So, I did what many of you will probably do. I enrolled in more college, and asked my dad to pay for it. [ LAUGH ] At the Groundlings Theatre is Los Angeles, I studied improvisation. And in improvisation, there is one hard and fast rule. And that rule is known as yes and. The term yes and, to say yes and not just yes, but to add information. So in the adding of information, you don't negate the other person's idea, but in fact you build on it. So it's like this. If I'm in a scene with you President Fitz and you say, hey, you're Oprah Winfrey. And I say no I'm not. Then our scene would be over. But President Fitz, if you say, hey you're Oprah Winfrey. And I say Yes I am. And today, Class of 2015, look under your seats because you are all leaving here today with a college diploma! You get a diploma. You get a diploma. You get a diploma. And you, sir, you get a diploma. We're all getting diplomas. [ APPLAUSE ] Lost my hat on that, a bit. So if I could give my 21 year old self any advice it would be to take as many bikini photos as you can now because your body is smoking hot, [ LAUGH ] and let me tell you something It will not be this banging after childbirth. But seriously if I could give my 21 year old self the advice I'm giving you today. And if I had a time machine, well if I had a time machine then I would go back time and I would probably invent. The iPhone, cause I think I could make a ton of money. But, if I must give any of you advice, it would be this. Say 'yes'. Say, yes, say 'yes and' and Create your destiny. So hold on to your old friends, kiss your mother, admit what your dreams are, don't beat yourself up if you don't know what you are going to do tomorrow but work hard and don't be lazy. And put away your damn iPhone once in a while. [ LAUGH ] [ APPLAUSE ] And also, be nice to jerks because we still don't know the criteria for getting into heaven yet. Now go make your parents proud and figure out how to end global warming. I love you, class of 2015! [ APPLAUSE ] Now, one more thing. If you would indulge me, since we are in the Superdome, would you mind rising one more time for the National Anthem? Come on. [ APPLAUSE ] It's my turn. [ INAUDIBLE ] [ MUSIC ] [ APPLAUSE ] [ MUSIC ] Less blaming. Duh whose bright stripes and ripe rars. Through the perilous fight. [ LAUGH ] Oh the ramparts we watched [ LAUGH ] [ INAUDIBLE ] [ LAUGH ] and the rockets [ APPLAUSE ] Red glare. The bombs bursting up in the air. Give a little bit of proof. [ LAUGH ] Through the ba- night. [ MUSIC ] I will baby. [ MUSIC ] [ MUSIC ] [ APPLAUSE ] [ MUSIC ] [ APPLAUSE ] Cuz [ INAUDIBLE ] [ APPLAUSE ] Woke up in the kitchen saying, how the hell did this itch happen. [ INAUDIBLE ] [ APPLAUSE ] [ MUSIC ] [ SINGING ] [ APPLAUSE ] [ SINGING ] [ MUSIC ] [ LAUGH ] [ APPLAUSE ] B to the R to the A to the E to the V to the E. [ NOISE ] [ MUSIC ] Brave. Play ball. 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