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Terms and conditions apply. * Savings buckets are a feature of Ally Bank's Savings Account. * No ATM fees from Ally Bank at Allpoint and Moneypass ATMs plus we reimburse for fees charged by other ATM owners nationwide up to $10 per statement cycle. * Early direct deposit offers eligible direct deposits up to two days sooner. * Spending buckets are a feature of Ally Bank's Spending Account. by [Alexandra Silver](https://time.com/author/alexandra-silver/) Jan 10, 2011 5:00 AM UTC  by [Alexandra Silver](https://time.com/author/alexandra-silver/) Jan 10, 2011 5:00 AM UTC Author Ralph Keyes is intrigued by how we say certain things without quite saying them. In _Euphemania: Our Love Affair with Euphemisms_, he explores subjects that have inspired creative phrasing, from sex and money to food and death. Whether it’s because we are afraid to blaspheme, want to be polite or (like Shakespeare and Mae West) just like to have fun with language, there’s no shortage of motives for employing euphemisms. Keyes spoke with TIME about how _disease_ became a mainstream word, what _processing_ meat means, and why it is that we go to the _john_. **Is it possible to speak without using euphemisms?** I would hate to try. Who would have me to dinner if I just let it all fly, linguistically speaking? It would be very, very difficult to speak without euphemisms. **So why write about them?** The euphemisms we choose to use tell us something about our values, and they tell us about what makes us uncomfortable. I define euphemisms as what I call comfort words — they’re words we use in place of words that make us uncomfortable. [(Read “Neopolisms: Slang and Politics Unite!”)](https://swampland.blogs.time.com/2011/01/06/neopolisms-slang-and-politics-unite/) **That includes all kinds of slang.** It includes slang, it includes jargon. But what makes us uncomfortable changes with time. Our ancient ancestors were so worried about bears, they didn’t even want to name them because they feared \[the bears\] might overhear and come after them. So they came up with this word — this is up in Northern Europe — _bruin_, meaning “the brown one” as a euphemism, and then _bruin_ segued into _bear_. We know the euphemism, but we don’t know what word it replaced, so _bear_ is the oldest-known euphemism. So many of our mainstream words began as euphemisms. _Cemetery_ was originally a euphemism for graveyard: it’s Greek for dormitory or the sleeping place. _Dis-ease_ became a polite way to say someone was sick: he’s suffering a little dis-ease. Now it’s become a mainstream word, a synonym for sick. That happens a lot. But then in another, opposite process, euphemisms take perfectly good words and taint them. There was a time when _occupy_ was a synonym for having sex, and so for a long time, _occupy_ became a very risqué word. Now it’s been rehabilitated. But we see the same process at work with _hook up_. **Are we using more euphemisms now than we used to?** In certain areas. We use less in the areas of sex and body parts, and body functions. Certainly in religion, who cares if you say _God_ or _Jesus Christ_, or _hell_ or _damn_? On the other hand, in the areas of food, death, war, disability, ethnic sensitivities, we’re much more inclined to be euphemistic than our ancestors were. We’re much more cautious about using words for killing animals than we used to be. We don’t kill them anymore; we _depopulate herds_, or hunters _harvest_ animals. Housewives used to bring in a chicken and chop its head off and pluck it and disembowel it and clean it up. Well, they weren’t processing it, they were butchering it. In war, we don’t drop bombs, we drop _force packages_. \[Those who use these\] incredible amounts of jargon try to deflect us — and maybe even themselves — about what they’re doing. **And you see this as one danger of euphemizing.** Oh, yeah, because it keeps us from having to face what we’re up to. David Lloyd George — he was Prime Minister of Britain during World War I — once said that if we ever spoke plainly and clearly about what was going on on the battlefields, the public would demand that we bring an end to war. Soldiers almost never _kill_, on the battlefield, they _wax_ an enemy soldier, they _off_ him, they _ice_ him, they _grease_ him, they _neutralize_ him, they _liquidate_ him, they _light him up_, they _render him inoperative_ — that’s one of my favorites. [(Read about a campaign to turn slang into science.)](https://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1970849,00.html) **Do you have an absolute favorite euphemism?** I love _European lifestyle_ for sleeping around. I love _at peace with the floor_ for being drunk. I like _go offline_ for die. A high-school classmate wrote me that somebody he knew used to work for a life-insurance company and when it came time to pay benefits on a policy, they would say the policy holder was _postretirement_. Some of them are very creative. In the whole field of what we’d call bathrooms, the words change: I love _where the Queen goes alone_. We call them _johns_, that is because in the 18th century, people used to say they were “going to see Cousin John.” In the early 19th century, when John Quincy Adams was in the White House, he was the first one to install an indoor toilet. So then people would start saying, “I’m going off to visit Quincy.” **You have a whole section on “fallen names,” from John to Charlie, even your own name, Ralph.** Well, as a Ralph, I’m very sensitive to this issue. I mean, God, it’s not just vomit, but all sorts of undignified ways my name gets used. Johns are even worse off. In this country, a john, of course, is a bathroom; in Britain, johnnies are condoms. **You note that in Victorian times, fear of blasphemy gave way to fear of impropriety. What spurred that on?** I think it was primarily that the middle class was growing, and people really wanted to be seen as proper. You no longer said _leg_, you said _limb_. You didn’t ask for the _breast_ of a chicken, you asked for some _white meat_. **Which recalls that supposed anecdote about Churchill.** Wherein Winston Churchill was asked what kind of meat he would like at a dinner party, and he said “I would like some breast, please.” A woman said to him, “We don’t talk that way here.” He said, “But what would you call it?” And she said, “White meat.” So the next day he sent her a corsage with a card saying, “Pin this on your white meat.” [See TIME’s Pictures of the Week.](https://www.time.com/time/picturesoftheweek) [See the Cartoons of the Week.](https://www.time.com/time/cartoonsoftheweek) Hooking Up and Using the John: Why Do We Use So Many Euphemisms? ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/archive/6911324/hooking-up-and-using-the-john-why-do-we-use-so-many-euphemisms/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/archive/6911324/hooking-up-and-using-the-john-why-do-we-use-so-many-euphemisms/"},"headline":"Hooking Up and Using the John: Why Do We Use So Many Euphemisms?","datePublished":"2011-01-10T05:00:00.000Z","dateModified":"2026-03-22T16:24:49.550Z","description":"Author Ralph Keyes is intrigued by how we say certain things without quite saying them. 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