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This summer, Adam Sandler dispensed with his standard idiot character and his movies’ gay-baiting infantilism to play a borderline adult in the rambunctious, satisfying _You Don’t Mess With the Zohan_. Director Adam Shankman, who had slummed in Disney comedies about exasperated adults and the sassy kids in their care (_The Pacifier, Cheaper by the Dozen 2_), brought movie zazz to a pair of composer Marc Shaiman’s tuneful parodies: _Hairspray_ and this month’s vidcast _Prop 8: The Musical_. Let’s hear it for the prodigal sons! Those pleasant achievements, or happy accidents, kindled hope for _Bedtime Stories_, the season’s only live-action comedy with a kid-approved PG rating. Well, as Emily Dickinson wrote, “Hope is the thing with feathers.” After sitting through this fractious fairy tale, we feel as plucked as a Christmas goose. The star and his director have surrendered to their old bad habits, in a movie that will nonetheless provide — as Sandler’s character does — a balky babysitter for children in search of a new-style fairy tale. Sandler plays Skeeter Bronson, son of a one-time hotel magnate (Jonathan Pryce) who lost his empire to Barry Nottingham (Richard Griffiths, slimmed down a few stone since his _History Boys_ stint). Now Nottingham is grooming the snidely Kendall (Guy Pearce) as his heir, while employing Skeeter in the lowly capacity of light-bulb changer. At the hotel his ally is do-nothing Mickey (Russell Brand); his other adversary is the officious Aspen (Lucy Lawless of _Xena_ renown); and the potential prize and troublemaker is Nottingham’s sexy daughter Violet (Teresa Palmer). When Skeeter’s sister (Courteney Cox) goes out of town, she entrusts him with her two children (Jonathan Morgan Heit and Laura Ann Kesling). Actually, she doesn’t trust him, so she has her schoolteacher neighbor Jill (Keri Russell) keep a skeptical eye on him. Was that paragraph as much a chore to read as it was to write? Any comedy with 11 major actors — not including Sandler’s wife Jackie and daughter Sadie, the inevitable turn by Rob Schneider (another Sandler familiar, John Turturro, sat this one out) and a goggle-eyed guinea pig named Bugsy — is either (a) brilliantly dense in the Preston Sturges tradition or (b) just an overcongested mess. Go with (b). And we haven’t got to the main contrivance of the plot, hatched by Matt Lopez and fleshed out by longtime Sandler scribe Tim Herlihy. Obliged to read the children to sleep with a bedtime story, Skeeter tosses aside his sister’s PC books like _The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet_ (“Communist stuff,” he opines) and invents a fairy tale of his own: a medieval frolic where he is Sir Fix-a-Lot and Kendall is Sir Butt-kiss. As Skeeter wanly improvs, the kids add impish twists of their own: that the sky will rain gumballs, a dwarf will ruin Sir Fix-a-Lot’s heroic moment by kicking him… basic kid stuff. Weird thing is, the things the kids made up happen to Skeeter in real life: gumballs, dwarf and all. If he can somehow harness this magic, he may win a competition with Kendall to create a theme for Nottingham’s new hotel, and save Jill’s school from demolition. It’s all wildly, needlessly complicated. The bedtime stories themselves (others are in the Western, Roman-epic and _Star Wars_ genres) display some glimmers of comic imagination. But if Shankman was aiming for _The Princess Bride_‘s mix of fantasy, facetiousness and romance, or even the meta-fable sprawl of _Stardust_, he missed it by a mile. Magic eludes the entire enterprise. Sure, there’s potential in the kids-as-sorcerers plot, and game energy in the pan-Anglo cast. (Palmer, from Australia, is a standout as the Paris Hiltonish vixen, much more charming than the original.) And yet the movie doesn’t _move_, because it is defined by Sandler’s essentially static, grudging persona. The star is unlikely to change his style. Why should he, since in the past decade he’s headlined nine movies that have grossed more than $100 million at the domestic box office? _Zohan_ showed he could play a smarter, livelier, more active character and still connect with the mass audience. But in _Bedtime Stories_ he’s back to the old, tightly-wound Adam. In one of his exchanges with creepy Kendall, Skeeter says, “And me, I’m like the stink on your feet. I ain’t ever goin’ anywhere.” That line could be a threat, or a confession of his loser status; but coming from Sandler it sounds like a boast. As long as the paying customers cheer his characters’ sullen, oafish status quo, he ain’t ever goin’ anywhere. ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/archive/6909559/bedtime-stories-that-miss-by-a-mile/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/archive/6909559/bedtime-stories-that-miss-by-a-mile/"},"headline":"Bedtime Stories That Miss by a Mile","datePublished":"2008-12-23T05:00:00.000Z","dateModified":"2026-03-22T15:48:34.944Z","description":"Movie critics secretly believe what so many Hollywood films teach: that even the most ordinary schlubbs can rise to excellence. 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