--- description: The lights snap off at the Empire Theatre on Times Square and a piercing chorus of girls' squeals instantly fills the room, zero to sixty... title: High School Musical 3: The Critic's Review image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb3cc9a86146279d7/698a4aee47ca3838cb3bc4f8/360_hs_musical_3_1022.jpg?branch=production&width=750&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  * [Entertainment](/section/entertainment/) # High School Musical 3: The Critic's Review by [Richard Corliss](/author/richard-corliss/) Oct 23, 2008 4:00 AM CUT  From left, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale and Jason Williams in High School Musical 3 From left, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale and Jason Williams in High School Musical 3Fred Hayes / Disney Enterprises Inc. / AP by [Richard Corliss](/author/richard-corliss/) Oct 23, 2008 4:00 AM CUT The lights snap off at the Empire Theatre on Times Square and a piercing chorus of girls’ squeals instantly fills the room, zero to sixty in a half-second, like audio-electroshock therapy or the first jolt of Beatlemania. It’s a release of energy the Disney marketeers have savvily built up since _High School Musical_ made its debut on the Disney Channel in Jan. 2006\. The TV movie broke ratings records, and so did its spinoff CD, which was the year’s top-selling album in the U.S. Last year’s _High School Musical 2_, also on the Disney Channel, topped that: the CD was #1 in America and the world. But all this was so much seed-sowing for the first installment — _High School Musical 3: Senior Year_ — to play in movie theaters. Industry savants are predicting a robust $35 million gross this weekend, which could amount to the all-time biggest tweener pajama party. The squealing at the Empire told you that kids (mostly girls) who are the franchise’s target audience know the difference between watching a TV movie at home and seeing their idols on a 50-foot screen. The smooth adorableness of teen dream Zac Efron is now available in giant economy size. The deep dimples of his costar Vanessa Hudgens now loom, in microscopic close-up, like the mountain crevasses in an IMAX travelog; a bear cub could hibernate in one of them. And the dance numbers — the real reason some adults don’t mind a 100-min. _HSM_ babysit — now have the size and breadth they deserve. _High School Musical 3_ is _High School Movie 1_. Written by Peter Barsocchini and directed by Kenny Ortega — the team behind the first two films — _HSM3_ takes us back to Albuquerque’s East High School, where jock-muffin Troy (Efron) met and fell in love with brainy exchange student Gabriella (Hudgens) in the original _HSM_; they and their pals all took summer jobs at a local resort in _HSM2_. Now it’s senior year, a time for looking back and ahead, for wondering whether the friendships soldered at East High will be sundered as the kids move on to college. Can they remain Best Friends Forever? Gab has been accepted to Stanford; Troy is expected to be the star of the local U. of A. basketball team. But before they graduate they must compose, stage and star in a musical about the relationships they’ve formed in the last four years. They’ll call it… _High School Musical_! That a 5ft. 9in. white kid would be seen as a hoops savior is just one cue that the _HSM_ movies dwell in a Disney fantasyland. Another is the obsessively color-coordinated outfits the kids wear to school, and touches of extravagant decor, like Troy’s tree house, as big as an Astaire-Rogers Deco suite, redecorated in retro-rustic. (The roof opens too, apparently at voice command.) The biggest leap of make-believe is that the high school experience is wunnnnnderful — though this view is no less reductive than the one, in so many comedies and horror movies, that says high school is a Hades of sadistic cliques in constant turmoil. Where films in those genres go for the gross, the G-rated _HSM_ is freakishly squeakishly clean. Nobody’s going to say a bad word or poop in the soup. What Disneyland’s Main Street is to suburban planning, this movie is to adolescence. Though it is set in Albuquerque, the movie, like its predecessors, was shot in Salt Lake City; and there’s something cheerfully (if secularly) Mormon about the whole enterprise. It dares to dramatize the innocent emotion of good kids. The movie has its rich-bitch marplot in Sharpay Evans (Ashley Tisdale), the Sarah Jessica Parker of East High, who’s sometimes abetted by her twin brother, the prematurely gay Ryan (Lucas Grabeel); but there’s not a drop of danger in Sharpay or any other character here. The friction between Danny the hood and Sandy the prom girl in _Grease_is psychodrama compared to Troy and Gab. They’re really the musical soulmates of old MGM’s Mickey and Judy, or maybe old Disney’s Mickey and Minnie. It’s safe to say that, if you’re reading this review, the movie’s not for you. Anyone over nine can expect the movie’s antiseptic energy to get enervating; G rating can be grating. The long dialogue scenes, meant to create the Act II Troy-Gab separation that will be resolved in Act III, often devolve into logorrhea. Tip to parents and kids: when the two leads start talking seriously, go for your popcorn and pee breaks. Thing is, all these criticisms could have been made about what we now think of as the great Astaire-Rogers musicals of the 1930s — _Top Hat, Swing Time_ and the rest. Who cares if the stories were lame, the characters cardboard? When Fred and Ginger danced, it was swellegant, elegant, divine. In _HSM3_, the choreography (by Ortega, Charles Klapow and Bonnie Story) has some of Astaire’s formal inventiveness. As Gabriella sings the separation ballad _Walk Away_, as she leaves her house to head for an early course at Stanford, pictures on the wall slowly disappear to suggest that the life she’s leaving behind may have been just a sweet dream. In Troy’s separation song, _Scream_, his world goes literally topsy-turvy, rotating like the room whose walls and ceiling Astaire danced on in _Royal Wedding_. For Fred it was a lark; for Troy, the agony of a kid having to make his first meaningful decision. Most of the dances aren’t duets but ensembles — like _I Want It All_, a power-pop workout that dresses its dancers in red or white (the East High school colors) against a black background. These group efforts expend every ounce of verve in the several dozen young terpers in the chorus; they numbers are full of aerobics and acrobatics, as if this were P.E. class at the Fame school. At the end, dancers and audience collapse in mutual exhaustion-exhilaration. Most of the 11 new songs are only serviceable. Nothing quite matches _We’re All in This Together_, the anthem from the first _HSM_, which is repeated here in a more liturgical version, as if the young Phil Spector had remixed the You-Know-Which Tabernacle Choir. But the title number, sung at the end by the company, locates some of the separation anxiety of the mid-teen years. The music is perky, the undertone poignant: “I just hope the rest of my life / Will feel as good as my / High school musical, who says we have to let it go? It’s the best part we’ve ever known. Step into the future, but hold on to / High school musical.” This is a movie that packs more solemn, sodden farewells into the last 10 mins. than _The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King_ did in its final half-hour. (Hey, guys, you’re going off to college, not Iraq.) The climactic gravity is meant to threaten the kids that their beloved franchise may be no more. Yet we know that a fourth _High School Musical_ is already in the works? And can Disney’s theatrical arm possibly resist sending their golden goose to Broadway? After all, _Mary Poppins_ is playing just down the block from the Empire Theatre. ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/archive/6909351/high-school-musical-3-the-critics-review/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/archive/6909351/high-school-musical-3-the-critics-review/"},"headline":"High School Musical 3: The Critic's Review","datePublished":"2008-10-23T04:00:00.000Z","dateModified":"2026-03-22T15:44:22.822Z","description":"The lights snap off at the Empire Theatre on Times Square and a piercing chorus of girls' squeals instantly fills the room, zero to sixty...","url":"https://time.com/archive/6909351/high-school-musical-3-the-critics-review/","keywords":[],"thumbnailUrl":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb3cc9a86146279d7/698a4aee47ca3838cb3bc4f8/360_hs_musical_3_1022.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Richard Corliss","url":"https://time.com/author/richard-corliss/"}],"articleSection":"Entertainment","image":[{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb3cc9a86146279d7/698a4aee47ca3838cb3bc4f8/360_hs_musical_3_1022.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=1200:675&height=675","width":1200,"height":675,"headline":"360_hs_musical_3_1022.jpg","caption":"From left, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale and Jason Williams in High School Musical 3","creditText":"Fred Hayes / Disney Enterprises Inc. / AP","representativeOfPage":true}],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/section/entertainment/","name":"Entertainment"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/archive/6909351/high-school-musical-3-the-critics-review/","name":"High School Musical 3: The Critic's Review"}}]}] ```