Komedy Korner

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Harriet Barovick, Val Castronovo, Mitchell Frank, Tam Gray, Desa Philadelphia, Julie Rawe, Hope Reeves, Chris Taylor and Owen Thomas

BIG CHILL Bill Clinton plans to fulfill a lifelong dream by traveling to Antarctica this year, thus becoming the first President to visit the chilly continent. When we heard this, we called comedians for a Clinton-in-Antarctica joke.

This should not affect Bill Clinton because he has been living in a deep freeze in his bedroom in the White House for over a year now. –David Brenner

They don’t get a lot of news in Antarctica. It’s the only place where mothers will allow their daughters to be introduced to President Clinton. –Marc DeCarlo

Now that things are winding down for him, it’s nice that he has time for things like ribbon-cutting ceremonies at Starbucks. –Lynn Harris

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