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WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
LOUISE ARBOUR No-nonsense Quebecois indicts Milosevic as war criminal. But who gets to make the arrest?
BACKSTREET BOYS Millennium album breaks one-week sales records. Must have been a light week for homework
SONIA GANDHI Wooed back as head of party, and may be India’s P.M. Bigger dynasty than the Bushes!
[& LOSERS]
JAR JAR BINKS Most annoying creature since Barney accused of being a racist stereotype. How wude!
DENNIS HASTERT Six G.O.P.ers defy wrestling coach turned Speaker on campaign finance. Use a sleeper hold, Denny
DOLLY Cloned lamb is turning to mutton prematurely. Old, rich rams now refuse to date her
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