SHOCKING
New Jersey GRANDMA breaks world record at craps with 1–in–1 trillion run
Former NEW YORK TIMES journalists say they knew about Watergate first
Collegehumor.com punks NEBRASKA into picking ugly license plate
MEL GIBSON on expecting his eighth child: “I guess I’m Octo-Mel now.”
Motherly advice: BROOKE SHIELDS regrets not being slutty when she was younger
TWO-YEAR-OLD POOL SHARK will steal your heart, money
JESSICA BIEL says it’s hard being beautiful
JAPAN sells horror novel printed on toilet paper
PREDICTABLE
HAYDEN PANETTIERE’S Italian tattoo is misspelled
SEAN PENN un-divorces wife for the second time
PAUL MCCARTNEY gets cranky about Google Street View and digital TV. Also wants you to get off his lawn
NEW ZEALAND COUPLE find $6.4 million in bank account, flee country
BEYONCE says it’s sexier when you avoid the gym. Easy for her to say
The POPE joins Facebook, immediately stumped by “Are you Catholic?” quiz
Show-canceling, fainting AMY WINEHOUSE: still got it
MICHAEL MOORE to target the rich, greedy and corrupt in new film
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE
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