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SHOCKING

RIHANNA and CHRIS BROWN back together

SNOOP DOGG joins the Nation of Islam. LINDSAY LOHAN says she’s converting to Judaism. Call it a draw

“Nice guy” single dad dumps fiancée in grand finale of THE BACHELOR

JERRY SEINFELD to produce NBC reality show. Whatever happened to going out on top?

PRINCE to sell albums through Target

China bars OASIS tour, ruining Great Wall/ “Wonderwall” merch opportunities

BILL GATES forbids family to own Apple products

THE SIMPSONS to become longest-running prime-time series ever. Bart, 28, still lives with parents

PREDICTABLE

RACHAEL RAY defends saucy 2003 FHM photos. She’s delish!

Oklahoma makes THE FLAMING LIPS’ “Do You Realize??” most depressing state song ever

Driving Miss Crazy: MORGAN FREEMAN sued by passenger over auto crash

JENNIFER ANISTON wants to be an action star. Also hopes to win Oscar, adopt African child

GISELE and TOM marry in L.A., plan to breed superhumans

MICHAEL JACKSON, SPINAL TAP plan summer concerts. Unfortunately, not together

ROD BLAGOJEVICH gets a book deal. Publishers mysteriously get a Senate seat

JIMMY FALLON’S late-night debut meets low expectations

SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE