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Anticipating General Pershing’s retirement from the Army on Defense Day, Sept. 12, and appreciating the General’s abilities, a number of organizations have bid for his services. He admitted having had one offer from a Wild West show, and declared he was good at shooting glass balls from horseback after the manner of the late “Buffalo Bill” Cody.
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