What Makes The Stars Twinkle?

CARSON KRESSLEY ??? CO-STAR OF QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY:

“A world without pleated khakis.”

OWEN WILSON ??? ACTOR:

“Going down to the Venice pier and messing around. You know, the ocean, sunsets, positive people.”

ANN COULTER ??? CONSERVATIVE GADFLY:

“Liberals weeping, crying and threatening to move to Canada.”

VIRGINIA MADSEN ??? ACTRESS:

“My son. I’m glad that for the first 10 years of his life, I got to spend most of my time with him, so it’s kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn’t have too much success then.”

JOAN RIVERS ??? COMEDIAN, REDCARPET CRITIC:

“At my age, breathing.”

WHOOPI GOLDBERG ??? COMEDIAN:

“My grandkids because they’re very weird and wonderful. Great artists. A good man and good sex.”

JAVIER BARDEM ??? ACTOR:

“Seeing a smile on the faces of the people I love.”