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# On-Air Reporter Gives Inspired Newscast of How a Man Robbed a Waffle House with a Pitchfork


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May 5, 2014 1:11 PM CUT

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[Atlanta newscaster Tony Thomas](http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/05/this-local-newsman-is-very-excited-to-report-about-a-man-who-robbed-a-waffle-house-with-a-pitchfork/ "undefined") gave an inspired, prop-filled, on-air report last week about how a man robbed a waffle house with none other than a pitchfork. “It wouldn’t be an offensive weapon in your garden, but it was in a Waffle House,” Norcross police Chief Warren Summers told WSB-TV Channel 2\. Watch Thomas take the “action” very literally as he reports the news in the way we imagine Ron Burgundy would.

(h/t: [_Uproxx_](http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/05/this-local-newsman-is-very-excited-to-report-about-a-man-who-robbed-a-waffle-house-with-a-pitchfork/ "undefined"))

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