You probably already heard that Mariah Carey has decided to call her latest LP Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse — a name that’s already being hailed as the greatest, most over-the-top album title of all time.
Accordingly, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to share the wealth. Enter your name below to generate a personalized version.
More Must-Reads From TIME
- The Inside Story of Princeton's Cinderella Run at March Madness
- The Case for Betting on Succession's Tom Wambsgans
- For Both Donald Trump and Alvin Bragg, the Central Park Jogger Case Was a Turning Point
- If Donald Trump Is Indicted, Here's What Would Happen Next in the Process
- Alison Roman Won't Sugarcoat It
- Why Not All Observant Muslims Fast During Ramadan
- It's Time to Say a Loving Goodbye to John Wick
- Who Should Be on the 2023 TIME100? Vote Now
- Column: Ozempic Exposed the Cracks in the Body Positivity Movement