By Jordan Cohen
The Gang Goes to Russia
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There’s been a flurry of news coming out of Sochi as journalists arrive in Russia for the 2014 Winter Olympics — and if only our dearly departed 30 Rock was still in season, there’s no doubt that Tina Fey and company would find a hugely satisfying way to satirize the chaos in Russia.
Since that’s unlikely to ever happen, we did the job for them.
Dirty Water
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Fur Uniforms
Stray Dogs
Yogurt
Vladimir Putin
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Willie Geist
Doorknob Drama
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The Internet is Down
Missing Tracy
Harvard Prank
A High-Profile Cameo
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