Immerse yourself in the wonderment of being a goat on the loose in a medium-density residential zone.
Run around the streets, but look out for cars! They’re not used to seeing goats. Climb up really tall construction scaffolding (or whatever that is)! Use your head to knock buckets toward humans! Do flips! Enjoy realistic neck physics!
I don’t understand what’s going on here, but I don’t want to understand.
Unfortunately, this game might never be yours to play, as it’s Coffee Stain Studios “just playing around a bit with programming stuff,” according to the YouTube video’s description.
Understandably, there are several YouTube comments, Facebook comments and tweets asking for this to become publicly playable. Keep your hooves crossed that it’ll happen.
Goat Simulator 1st Alpha Gameplay [YouTube via Geekologie]
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