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# Don’t Follow Any of Stephen Colbert’s Advice About How to Cook a Turkey

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## Melissa Locker


Nov 23, 2016 3:24 PM UTC

by 

[Melissa Locker](https://time.com/author/melissa-locker/)


## Melissa Locker


Nov 23, 2016 3:24 PM UTC

Americans cook millions of [turkeys](http://time.com/4298825/stephen-colbert-hillary-clinton-late-show-carnegie-deli/?iid=sr-link1) every year for Thanksgiving, but few people would consider themselves experts in the field, including Stephen Colbert. However, that didn’t stop _The Late Show_ host from masquerading as an expert.

[ _The Late Show_ host](http://time.com/4521148/stephen-colbert-clowns/?iid=sr-link3) recently joined the folks at the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line—decked out in his finest turkey-themed sweater—and took over one of the hotline’s phones to baffle callers. If you called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line last weekend, and the putative expert spoke only in French, suggested you spank the turkey “like a lover,” or warned you to run, because the turkey “was gonna blow,” there’s a good chance you were actually talking to Colbert. Over the course of the videos, the best advice [Colbert](http://time.com/4567806/donald-trump-cabinet-stephen-colbert/?iid=sr-link6) gave was when he cautioned a caller, “You’ll be fine as long as you don’t take any of my advice.”

[Colbert’s](http://time.com/4502764/michelle-obama-stephen-colbert/?iid=sr-link9) phone line prank was a follow-up to [a segment](https://youtu.be/u6hX%5F7L1QsU) he did last year where he pestered the turkey experts with unusual questions, like, “I got a nephew who wants me to [make Tofurkey ](http://time.com/4579790/jimmy-kimmel-kids-politically-correct-thanksgiving/?iid=sr-link2)this year. What’s the best way to let him know he’s no longer welcome in my house?”

While it’s too late to talk to Colbert, the experts at 1-800-BUTTERBALL are just a phone call or, better yet, a text away.

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