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Ann Coulter attends the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe at Sony Studios on August 27, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.Jason LaVeris—FilmMagic/Getty Images by [Lynette Rice / Entertainment Weekly](https://time.com/author/entertainment-weekly/) ## Lynette Rice / Entertainment Weekly Aug 29, 2016 1:40 AM UTC It was supposed to be a Comedy Central roast of Rob Lowe – but that was before everyone found out that Ann Coulter was joining the dais Saturday. As a result, most of the night’s best jokes were directed at the conservative commentator, not the 52-year-old man-of-honor who looked rather neglected in his center stage chair. Even Coulter couldn’t help but call out the irony during the pre-taped event that’ll air on Labor Day: “I want to welcome everybody to the Ann Coulter roast with Rob Lowe.” Held on the Sony lot outside of Hollywood Saturday, the Lowe roast featured first-time participants like Peyton Manning, Jewel, Nikki Glaser, and Ralph Macchio, who (predictably) made fun of Lowe’s old sex tape and his myriad TV failures. But everyone – Jeffrey Ross, Pete Davidson, British comedian Jimmy Carr, Rob Riggle and roastmaster David Spade, included – saved their most viciously funny material for Coulter, who actually bombed when she finally took the mic (just to flash her latest book). Not that it mattered, really; she already got the spotlight. “Everyone is asking, why is Ann Coulter here tonight?” said Lowe, who closed out his own special with a incredible set of killer yuks. “Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what abortion looks like up close.” Oh, there were lots more Coulter cutdowns. Here are some of the best Coulter jokes – and 13 about everybody else (even Lowe himself). * “Ann has never had kids. She is so anti-immigration, her vagina won’t allow anymore in the country.” – Rob Lowe * “How do I roast someone from hell? Ann, you are the only woman ever to sexually harass Roger Ailes.” – Jeffrey Ross * “Ann is against gay marriage. What is your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband, they can’t either?” – Jeffrey Ross * “Ann hopes the Republicans can hold onto the House so she can still haunt it.” – David Spade * “Ann Coulter is here. If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” – Pete Davidson * “I do want to say as a feminist that I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.” – Jewel * “Ann Coulter and no black people? What are we roasting? A cross?” – Pete Davidson * “I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.” – Peyton Manning * “God, it’s white up here. It’s the only way we could get Ann Coulter, though.” – Nikki Glaser * “If Ann Coulter is here, someone must have said her name three times. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!” – Rob Riggle * “Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face b-tches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.” – British comedian Jimmy Carr * “Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999\. Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899.” – Jewel * “Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you include _Mein Kampf_.” – Nikki Glaser * “Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.” – Nikki Glaser * “Rob Lowe, or as gonorrhea doctors call him, patient zero.” – Pete Davidson * “Hey look, it’s Ralph Macchio! How cool is that? Said no one, ever.” – Rob Riggle * “Look at this little nugget, Pete Davidson. It’s hard to recognize him when he’s not on _SNL_, or not on an adventure with the man with the yellow hat.” – Jewel * “Rob Riggle, you look like every dad who can’t handle having a gay son.” – Jewel * “Peyton Manning is here because Eli is still out there making his dad proud.” – Jewel * “David Spade, you went out and got a business degree from Arizona State. Although to be fair, we all know that a business degree from Arizona State is a bar towel that says, ‘you read good.’” – Peyton Manning * “Rob Lowe, the only thing you are consistently on is Twitter, which is surprising because you have never been able to master one character, let alone 140.” – Peyton Manning * “Jewel is here. Or as I call her, Trailer Swift.” – Nikki Glaser * “Rob Lowe defies age … restrictions. You look like you are sculpted. You put the statue in statutory rape.” – Nikki Glaser * “I had such a crush on Rob as a little girl. If only I knew that’s when I would have had my best shot.” – Nikki Glaser * “You might know Ralph from _The Karate Kid_. If you don’t know him from that, you don’t know him.” – David Spade * “Rob Lowe. Or as the girls in the sex tape said, ‘Rob, no.” – Jeffrey Ross * “I just got Peyton Manning’s first book. It’s called ‘Football good. Fire, bad.’” – Jeffrey Ross _The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe_ will air at 10 p.m. ET on Labor Day. 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