May 17, 2016 12:56 PM EDT

Although there’s been plenty of speculation about her age of late, Margot Robbie has a psychotically perfect beauty routine that would banish even the thought of aging — and she’s shared it with Vogue.

In a video for the magazine, the 25-year-old actress channels the most dedicated narcissist of them all, American Psycho‘s Patrick Bateman, paralleling his self-care routine almost exactly, from core workouts to that iconic peel-off mask. In the short clip, Robbie embodies the same chilling gravity that Christian Bale gave to his character in American Psycho, in a spoof so believable it’s almost creepy.

Some of her most noteworthy beauty secrets include:

  • she meditates while working on her core, “even though I was born with a six-pack.”
  • using a deep pore cleansing lotion, although she can’t remember the last time she washed her hair, as it “basically cleans itself now.”
  • she always uses a small batch placenta-infused facial toner, “for that third trimester glow without the cravings.”

You can watch the full clip below.

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