February 1, 2016 4:19 PM EST

In the latest mash-up by remix master Adam Schleichkorn, a.k.a. Mylo the Cat, Kermit the Frog gets caught red (er, green)-handed by Miss Piggy—or does he?

In this Muppet-fueled retelling of Shaggy and Rikrok’s 2000 cheating anthem “Wasn’t Me,” Kermit the Frog is willing to say whatever is necessary to get out of his jam after Miss Piggy busts him creeping with the girl next door.

In this version of the tawdry classic, the Swedish Chef steps into Shaggy’s shoes and has Kermie’s back as he tries to convince Miss Piggy that whatever or whomever she thinks she saw buck naked on the bathroom floor was simply a case of mistaken identity.

As the Swedish Chef says, “To be a true player you have to know how to play” and, luckily, he is there to dole out his sage advice to the philandering frog.

[Via Vulture]

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