On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Wednesday night, the comedian delivered a send-up of former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s speech endorsing 2016 presidential candidate and real estate mogul Donald Trump in Iowa on Tuesday.
Since the Internet already had a field day with her remarks, he decided to endorse Jeb Bush (“the joyful tortoise”), Hillary Clinton (“the Secretary of hiding emails”), Marco Rubio (“the proud son of immigrants from Cuba, which we’re now letting planes fly to”) and Sebastian the crab from The Little Mermaid (“everything’s better down where it’s wetter under the sea”).
The parody of her speech starts at the 4:00 mark.
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