November 17, 2015 5:33 PM EST

Sometimes things go wrong in the kitchen. If you’re like me, there’s no way you’ll ever own up to making a mistake while preparing that perfect holiday dinner. Not to worry, though; this guide will help you mask those screw ups like everything has been totally under control the entire time. That’s right, I’m here to rescue your dinner and your pride.

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