September 24, 2015 11:17 AM EDT

A new video produced by GQ magazine is bound to disappoint women who have always dreamed about spending the rest of their lives with actor Ryan Reynolds. In this clip, Reynolds, who has an eight-month-old baby with wife and Gossip Girl star Blake Lively, attempts to assemble a crib from IKEA.

“Well, besides a slow descent into alcoholism, I’m just really having trouble finding all the screws and all the pieces that go with it,” he says in a “phone call” with customer service. “So I’m just wondering if there’s a representative — or five — who could come by and make this happen for me?”

So ladies, if you still want him, then just be prepared to assemble the IKEA furniture by yourself.

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