--- title: Apple Announcement Jokes by Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel description: Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden spoof 12.9 inch iPad iPhone 6s and 6s Plus and new Apple TV set top box at Apple September event canonical: https://time.com/4029294/apple-iphone-tv-ipad-watch-jimmy-kimmel-james-corden-fallon/ author: Olivia B. Waxman article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-09-10T14:45:23.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-08-04T07:43:48.766Z og:title: Apple Announcement Jokes by Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel og:description: Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden spoof 12.9 inch iPad iPhone 6s and 6s Plus and new Apple TV set top box at Apple September event og:url: https://time.com/4029294/apple-iphone-tv-ipad-watch-jimmy-kimmel-james-corden-fallon/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: TIME og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Apple Announcement Jokes by Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel twitter:description: Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden spoof 12.9 inch iPad iPhone 6s and 6s Plus and new Apple TV set top box at Apple September event twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production --- # The 3 Best Late-Night Jokes About Apple's Latest Announcement ## Video: Tech Time: Everything to Know About This Fall's Apple Event [Watch (HLS stream): Tech Time: Everything to Know About This Fall's Apple Event](https://cdn.jwplayer.com/manifests/oTOq6Ym7.m3u8) (2:26)  _Published 2015-09-09. On September 9, Apple unveiled a host of new goodies in its September keynote. Fortune's Senior Editor Andrew Nusca and TIME's Deputy Tech Editor Alex Fitzpatrick weigh in this episode of Tech Time._  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Sep 10, 2015 2:45 PM UTC  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Sep 10, 2015 2:45 PM UTC Late-night comedians had a blast spoofing Apple’s much-anticipated announcement Wednesday. Jimmy Kimmel summed up every Apple announcement as a showcase of “new products for you to lose in a cab on the way to the airport” on _Jimmy Kimmel Live!_. He also created his own timeline of these much-anticipated announcements, from the “thinner, thinner iPod” and a “big iPod you can’t talk on” and “one you can sleep on. You’re out of money. This is your bed now.” In his monologue on _The Tonight Show_, Jimmy Fallon described the new, extra-large iPad as “the best way yet for people to ruin concerts.” James Corden revealed new Apple Watch features on _The Late Late Show_, such as “sexy slo-mo,” which will attempt to make the wearer look sexier as if he or she “just came out of the shower.” ### Here Are All the Products Apple Unveiled Today  The iPhone 6S’s new 3D multi-touch interface Apple  iPhone 6s & iPhone 6s Plus Apple  iOS 9, available as a free update for iPhone, iPad and iPod touch Apple  WatchOS 2 with native apps and new gold and rose gold aluminum Apple Watch sport models Apple  Apple watch with Hermès band Apple  iPad Pro featuring a 12.9-inch Retina Display and Apple Pencil Apple  Apple’s new Smart Keyboard Beck Diefenbach—Reuters  Siri remote, tvOS, and the App Store running on the new Apple TV Apple ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/4029294/apple-iphone-tv-ipad-watch-jimmy-kimmel-james-corden-fallon/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/4029294/apple-iphone-tv-ipad-watch-jimmy-kimmel-james-corden-fallon/"},"headline":"The 3 Best Late-Night Jokes About Apple's Latest Announcement","datePublished":"2015-09-10T14:45:23.000Z","dateModified":"2026-08-04T07:43:48.766Z","description":"Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel and James Corden all made fun of the hype","url":"https://time.com/4029294/apple-iphone-tv-ipad-watch-jimmy-kimmel-james-corden-fallon/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Television"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Olivia B. 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