--- title: Seinfeld: Best Lines, Catchphrases description: Daily Motion video lets you relive best lines and catchphrases from Seinfeld canonical: https://time.com/3979315/seinfeld-best-lines-catchphrases/ author: Olivia B. Waxman article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-07-30T22:03:19.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-05-11T04:47:11.644Z og:title: Seinfeld: Best Lines, Catchphrases og:description: Daily Motion video lets you relive best lines and catchphrases from Seinfeld og:url: https://time.com/3979315/seinfeld-best-lines-catchphrases/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: TIME og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Seinfeld: Best Lines, Catchphrases twitter:description: Daily Motion video lets you relive best lines and catchphrases from Seinfeld twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltde093bcdab65f2d0/6988d9b9bc6cfc69913e2a3c/time-logo.jpg?branch=production --- # Relive the Best Lines From _Seinfeld_ in Under 3 Minutes ## Video: The16 Most Shocking TV Deaths [Watch (HLS stream): The16 Most Shocking TV Deaths](https://cdn.jwplayer.com/manifests/60EV5eCA.m3u8) (2:12)  _Published 2014-03-26. Spoler alert: everybody dies._  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Jul 30, 2015 10:03 PM UTC  by [Olivia B. Waxman](https://time.com/author/olivia-b-waxman/)  ## Olivia B. Waxman Staff Writer Jul 30, 2015 10:03 PM UTC A new supercut video is perfect for _Seinfeld_ fans who are looking to procrastinate. In a little over two minutes, it highlights some of the most memorable lines from the so-called “show about nothing.” From George’s aphorism, “It’s not a lie if you believe it,” Jerry’s greeting “Hello…Newman,” and words you have probably already incorporated into your vocabulary like “close-talker” or “low-talker” — which was used to describe a woman Kramer went out with who talked Jerry into wearing a [“puffy shirt” on _TODAY._](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697762/) ### Meet the Voices of The Simpsons  Dan Castellaneta is the voice of Homer, the bumbling patriarch of the Simpson family. He also voices other adult males such as Grampa Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie and Krusty the Clown. Michael Tran—FilmMagic/Getty Images; Fox  Julie Kavner voices Marge Simpson as well as her twin sisters Patty and Selma and their estranged mother Jacqueline. Michael N. Todaro—Getty Images; Fox  Nancy Cartwright voices many of the male children in The Simpsons. She primarily voices Bart, but also gives life to Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders and Ralph Wiggum, amongst others. Amanda Edwards—WireImage/Getty Images; Fox  Yeardley Smith is the voice of Lisa, the brains of the Simpson clan. Imeh Akpanudosen—Getty Images; Fox  Hank Azaria plays the town barkeep, Moe Szyslak, as well as a wide cast of male characters ranging from Chief Wiggum and Apu to Duffman (can't breathe! oh no!). Brad Barket—Getty Images; Fox  The other everyman of the series, Harry Shearer gives voice to Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns, Principal Skinner and a host of other Springfield residents. Dave J. Hogan—Getty Images; Fox  Pamela Hayden voices Milhouse, Bart's sidekick, as well as some other male children in Springfield like Jimbo Jones and Rod Flanders. Frazer Harrison—Getty Images; Fox  The late Marcia Wallace was the voice of elementary school teacher Edna Krabappel. Angela Weiss—Getty Images; Fox  Russi Taylor voiced some of the kids at Springfield Elementary such as Martin Prince, Terri and Sherri, and German exchange student Üter Zörker. 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