16 of the Funniest Father's Day Cards

By Olivia B. Waxman

June 12, 2015 1:30 PM EDT

Can’t think of a witty Father’s Day card to write, but find the greeting cards at drug stores are overly sentimental? Well if you are like most Americans, you’ll probably settle for something, as the National Retail Federation estimates that six in ten consumers will buy their dads a greeting card, spending more than $777 million overall. To help you find something more unique, we scanned Etsy and have rounded up some of our favorites. Don’t forget: Father’s Day in the U.S. is June 21.

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Write to Olivia B. Waxman at olivia.waxman@time.com.

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