--- title: Fake Orca a Disastrous Attempt at Sea-Lion Control for Oregon Town description: Officials in Astoria, Ore., deployed a motorized fake orca whale in a desperate effort to scare off hundreds of sea lions. They failed canonical: https://time.com/3910267/astoria-oregon-fake-orca-sealions-wildlife-global-warming/ author: Alissa Greenberg article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-06-05T05:47:41.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-04-13T07:20:45.444Z og:title: Fake Orca Fails to Scare Oregon Town's Sea Lions Away og:description: Hey enormous motorized whale, you had one job. og:url: https://time.com/3910267/astoria-oregon-fake-orca-sealions-wildlife-global-warming/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt3e2df04d3a443e9a/6988531c428a9e7323ccd8f4/ap709973571096.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 1200 og:image:height: 675 og:image:alt: Odd Fake Orca Sea Lions og:type: article twitter:card: summary_large_image twitter:title: Fake Orca Fails to Scare Oregon Town's Sea Lions Away twitter:description: Hey enormous motorized whale, you had one job. twitter:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt3e2df04d3a443e9a/6988531c428a9e7323ccd8f4/ap709973571096.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 ---  # Hey Enormous Fake Orca, You Had One Job ## Video: Watch: A Timelapse of Climate Change [Watch (HLS stream): Watch: A Timelapse of Climate Change](https://cdn.jwplayer.com/manifests/ywHiuC83.m3u8) (0:48)  _Published 2013-05-09. Climate Change_ by [Alissa Greenberg](https://time.com/author/alissa-greenberg/) ## Alissa Greenberg Jun 5, 2015 5:47 AM UTC  A fake life-sized orca sits on the docks of Pier Two in Astoria, Ore., Thursday, June 4, 2015 A fake life-sized orca sits on the docks of Pier Two in Astoria, Ore., Thursday, June 4, 2015Joshua Bessex—AP by [Alissa Greenberg](https://time.com/author/alissa-greenberg/) ## Alissa Greenberg Jun 5, 2015 5:47 AM UTC In a disastrous but innovative attempt at wildlife control, officials in the Oregon fishing town of Astoria deployed a motorized fake orca whale today in [a desperate effort to scare off](http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/05/usa-whale-oregon-idUSL1N0YQ2Q620150605) hundreds of sea lions that have invaded their port. “We simply don’t have the financial resources to build barriers. We have no choice but to look for very creative and low-cost solutions,” Port of Astoria executive director Jim Knight said. Enter the fake orca — the latest in a string of creative solutions that have included placing electrified mats and brightly colored beach balls just outside the docks, Reuters reports. Usually, the sea lions are seasonal visitors to Astoria, a town of 10,000 not far from Portland whose population relies heavily on fishing for its livelihood. But this year, instead of staying only for the winter, they seem to have moved in permanently. Some scientists posit that they may have been driven to Astoria in search of food by warming water in the Pacific Ocean; whatever the reason, local officials complain that the unwelcome visitors are loud and messy and are eating the fish on which so many townspeople rely (and disrupting the local caviar industry while they’re at it). Luckily for Astorians and fake-whale enthusiasts alike, the Island Mariner, a whale-watch company from nearby Bellingham, Wash., volunteered its 32-ft. promotional boat, shaped like an orca, as a possible solution. The idea was to drive the boat, which emits whale song, into the dock area, scaring the sea lions away. However, the plan hit a series of snags from the start. First, the artificial whale’s motor flooded, causing hours of delays: > [](https://twitter.com/kohrhKOIN/status/606596823952683008) Then, when the engine was replaced and the mission under way, the orca capsized. > [](https://twitter.com/Bessex%5FJoshua/status/606654210587770880) Still determined to see the plan through, the boat orca made it into the dock area, where its whale song did not scare the sea lions away and where it capsized a second time, a Twitter user reported. Twitter, of course had a field day, referring to the boat as “Fauxby Dick.” Meanwhile, the sea lions continue their occupation of the Astoria docks, and officials there must return to square one. \[[_Reuters_](http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/05/usa-whale-oregon-idUSL1N0YQ2Q620150605)\] ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3910267/astoria-oregon-fake-orca-sealions-wildlife-global-warming/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3910267/astoria-oregon-fake-orca-sealions-wildlife-global-warming/"},"headline":"Hey Enormous Fake Orca, You Had One Job","datePublished":"2015-06-05T05:47:41.000Z","dateModified":"2026-04-13T07:20:45.444Z","description":"Officials in Astoria, Ore., deployed a motorized fake whale to try and scare off invading sea lions. 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