With little subtlety, the title of Magic Mike XXL (July 1) promises double the pleasure, double the fun. In the sequel, retired stripper Mike (Channing Tatum) grinds one last time at a convention in Myrtle Beach, S.C. But will audiences get their money’s worth (in singles, of course)? Here’s XXL’s beefcake factor, by the numbers.
Ginuwine song. And, yes, it is Mike’s favorite: “Pony”
Shots of abs, including Tatum’s and those of other actors
Looks at their backsides–with and without thongs
Tank tops worn, to better showcase their collections of guns
Inanimate objects used as phallic props, from water bottles to whipped-cream cans
Seconds of actual sparks flying in Mike’s workshop
This appears in the June 01, 2015 issue of TIME.