Justin Bieber got well and truly burned on Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber, and there were a ton of celebrities queuing up to rip it out of the pop icon.
Kevin Hart was the evening’s master of ceremonies, and he was joined by Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Pete Davidson, Martha Stewart, Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop Dogg and Ludacris.
Martha Stewart drew on her own prison experiences and offered the 21-year-old some advice for “when he inevitably ends up in prison.” She then told Bieber he needed to find a girl and settle down.
“So, Justin, my final piece of advice is, call me,” she said.
“Together we dropped a track called ‘Baby,’” said Ludacris. “It’s got over a billion hits on YouTube, that’s because I’m in it. It also has 4 million dislikes. That’s because he’s in it,” pointing to Bieber.
“Seriously, man, I’m proud of you,” said Chris D’Elia. “You literally are a guy who has it all. Apart from respect, love, friends, good parents and a Grammy.”
But Bieber evidently does have a sense of humor and took all the jokes well.
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