Ohio police are on the lookout for a mysterious serial pooper who has defecated on at least 19 cars in the last three years.
Akron police said that the culprit was caught in the act and photographed Wednesday morning when pooping on the hood of a car. But according to Cleveland.com, the suspect has also reportedly pooped on door handles and in passenger seats of unlocked vehicles.
A 2012 police report notes that “the excrement did not cause any damage to the car, but it did cause a big mess.”
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