If you’ve spent any time on Yelp, you know it’s impossible to please everyone when it comes to food. Plenty of Yelp reviewers post totally reasonable reviews, but others share critiques that are just irrational, irrelevant and downright mean.
With that in mind, Foodbeast gathered three popular chefs from the southern California area to read some of the worst one-star reviews of their restaurants. The results are pretty funny.
“The food sucks as much as the chef’s personality,” chef Jason Quinn reads with a frown. “If I could give them no stars, I would,” reads Daniel Shemtob.
Some of these reviewers actually deserve five stars.
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