March 10, 2015 10:36 AM EDT

Bettle Midler is such a big fan of Kim Kardashian that she named one of her chickens after the reality star, Jimmy Kimmel explained on Monday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! So to honor (and mock) Kim a little bit, Midler took some of her most ridiculous and vapid tweets and sang them, cabaret style, accompanied by a pianist.

“Ugh, I hate falling asleep with all my makeup on,” Midler belts beautifully. Along with, “I never thought I would ever say this … But I’m wearing flats today.”

Kimmel’s usual shtick is to have celebrities read mean tweets about themselves, but we could totally see Bette Midler singing silly celebrity tweets as another regular segment.

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