--- title: Six 'Portlandia' Sketches that Explain Oregon's Big Political Scandal description: Oregon's political scandal involving former Gov. John Kitzhaber is basically one big "Portlandia" sketch. canonical: https://time.com/3715040/portlandia-kitzhaber-scandal-oregon/ author: TIME article:opinion: false article:content_tier: free article:published_time: 2015-02-19T16:52:45.000Z article:modified_time: 2026-02-22T04:33:02.051Z article:section: Politics og:title: Six 'Portlandia' Sketches that Explain Oregon's Big Political Scandal og:description: Life imitates sketch comedy sometimes. og:url: https://time.com/3715040/portlandia-kitzhaber-scandal-oregon/ og:site_name: TIME og:image: https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltc21d31bc8eb1f880/69877f51524fc00ffadec7d4/john-kitzhaber.jpg?branch=production&width=1200&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=16:9 og:image:width: 5662 og:image:height: 3185 og:image:alt: Gov. 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John Kitzhaber speaks to the media as he presents his two-year state budget proposal from his ceremonial office at the State Capitol in Salem, Ore., on Dec. 1, 2014.Thomas Patterson—AP by [Ryan Teague Beckwith](https://time.com/author/ryan-teague-beckwith/) ## Ryan Teague Beckwith Feb 19, 2015 4:52 PM UTC Anyone who’s ever lived in Oregon can tell you that the TV series “Portlandia,” which makes fun of the state’s culture of earnest, quirky liberaldom, feels closer to a documentary than a comedy. The state’s recent political scandal, which ended this week when a new governor was sworn in, has proven that even more true. The months-long debacle played out essentially like one big sketch from the IFC show starring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein. In a nutshell: John Kitzhaber, Oregon’s denim-wearing governor, resigned after a series of revelations involving his fiancée, Cylvia Hayes, a clean energy activist with a dodgy past. For those of you just tuning into the Beaver State’s quirky politics, here are six sketches that explain the big scandal. **“The Dream of the ‘90s”** **The sketch:** A man explains to his friend (in song!) that the 1990s never ended in Portland: “Do you remember the ‘90s? … There’s a place where that idea still exists as a reality.” **The scandal:** Kitzhaber was governor during much of the 1990s, then returned to run for two more terms in the 2010s. **“No Grocery Bag”** **The sketch:** A man [forgets his reusable bag](http://www.hulu.com/watch/322193) while grocery shopping at Zupan’s Markets and the checkout clerks literally don’t know what to do. **The scandal:** Kitzhaber and Hayes [bonded over their love of sustainable energy](http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/16/us/politics/oregon-governor-john-kitzhaber-and-fiancee-cylvia-hayes-walked-tangled-path-to-exit.html?%5Fr=0). She drew controversy for playing a role in his clean energy policy while running a firm that promotes it. **“Late in Life Drug Use”** **The sketch:** An older couple decide that [it’s never too late to try drugs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZC5%5FoTQ8hA) for the first time, but they do so earnestly: [“I want to approach this like we would buy a car.”](http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/portlandia-late-life-drug-use-203504) **The scandal:** Hayes and her then-boyfriend [bought 60 acres of remote farmland](http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/10/cyliva%5Fhayes%5Fscandal%5Fex-broker.html) in 1997 that she admits was intended to be a pot farm. **“Cool Wedding”** **The sketch:** Two hipsters meeting with a wedding planner say they want a cool wedding: “I don’t even really believe in marriage that much.” **The scandal:** Hayes [confessed to entering](http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-32295-oregon%5Ffirst%5Flady%5Fcylvia%5Fhayes%5Fconfesses%5Fto%5Fbreaking%5Ffederal%5Flaw%5Fby%5Ftaking%5Fpart%5Fin%5Fan%5Fillegal%5Fmarria.html) into an illegal marriage with an Ethiopian immigrant for $5,000 so that he could become a U.S. citizen. **“A Song for Portland”** **The sketch:** The earnest, absent-minded mayor of Portland commissions two people to write a theme song for the city in an awkward interview. **The scandal:** Kitzhaber summoned Secretary of State Kate Brown to return to Oregon, then asked her why she’d come in what she called a [“bizarre and unprecedented situation.”](http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/02/secretary%5Fof%5Fstate%5Fkate%5Fbrown%5F2.html) **“Disappointing Gay Man”** **The sketch:** A woman is disappointed when her gay brother turns out to be a total bro who met his boyfriend at an ESPN Zone: [“I got totally ripped off on the ‘gay relative’ thing.”](http://www.rollingstone.com/music/videos/josh-homme-plays-disappointing-gay-man-in-new-portlandia-clip-20140415) **The scandal:** Brown, Kitzhaber’s successor, is [the first openly bisexual governor](http://time.com/3709837/oregon-kate-brown-governor/). She said her parents once told her [“it would be much easier for us if you were a lesbian.”](http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/02/governor%5Fkate%5Fbrown%5Fbisexual.html) ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3715040/portlandia-kitzhaber-scandal-oregon/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3715040/portlandia-kitzhaber-scandal-oregon/"},"headline":"Six 'Portlandia' Sketches that Explain Oregon's Big Political Scandal","datePublished":"2015-02-19T16:52:45.000Z","dateModified":"2026-02-22T04:33:02.051Z","description":"Oregon's political scandal involving former Gov. 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