February 12, 2015 2:06 PM EST

What’s the one thing people love more than love? Schadenfreude.

In honor of Valentine’s Day, Fail Army compiled footage of couples failing over and over again into one glorious video. Because as much as you enjoy watching people revel in romantic bliss, it’s way more fun to watch them fall over.

Hate on, haters. Hate on.

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