February 6, 2015 8:49 AM EST

Audis: are they sexy, or are they suburban mom cars? In a new video featuring Saturday Night Live actress Vanessa Bayer, they can be both.

Bayer spoofs the movie’s sleek elevator scene by propositioning strangers (“I’m working out right now — Kegels”) and mistaking one man’s Audi key as a gift for her (“Anastasia got one”).

Fifty Shades of Grey hits theaters Feb. 14, but some of us would probably rather see two hours of Bayer’s dorky-sexy routine.


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