If you are too lazy to clean your cat's litter box, this Jetsons-style contraption will scoop out waste and put it in a special poo drawer as a nice little gift for the next time you check.
Money Maze Game
Because wallets are so boring.
For people with remarkably bad fine motor skills and no friends to help them put on jewelry.
Pet Crate End Tables
With this fancy piece of furniture, your dog becomes a part of the ambiance. Just don't keep anything too breakable on top.
Passing the Bar Game
"Fun for lawyers too," SkyMall promises about this game that's sure to be as riveting as a case brief.
Jumping Hot Dog
Wait, is that a sausage or a pill?
BrilliantSpa Black Diamond Jewelry Steam Cleaner
I have always wanted a special sink to clean all of my many diamonds.
Cobra Walking Stick
"Practical and stylish," writes SkyMall, "our walking stick is a required accessory almost any time we venture from home." We'd never be caught dead without it.
Folks, do your relatives a favor and buy them REAL pierogis for the holidays.
Wine Bottle Glass
Tell the haters you're only having one glass. So much classier than drinking straight from the bottle.
Mounted Squirrel Head
Moose heads are, like, so over.
Dog Breed Toaster
Some people like their bread evenly toasted. Others love a really burnt spot in the middle in the shape of a four-legged creature. There's just no accounting for taste.