--- --- # Here Are 12 of SkyMall's Weirdest Products by [Sarah Begley](https://time.com/author/sarah-begley/) ## Sarah Begley Jan 23, 2015 5:08 PM UTC by [Sarah Begley](https://time.com/author/sarah-begley/) ## Sarah Begley Jan 23, 2015 5:08 PM UTC ### Litter Robots  SkyMall If you are too lazy to clean your cat’s litter box, this Jetsons-style contraption will scoop out waste and put it in a special poo drawer as a nice little gift for the next time you check. ### Money Maze Game  SkyMall Because wallets are so boring. ### Bracelet Assistant  SkyMall For people with remarkably bad fine motor skills and no friends to help them put on jewelry. ### Pet Crate End Tables  SkyMall With this fancy piece of furniture, your dog becomes a part of the ambiance. Just don’t keep anything too breakable on top. ### Passing the Bar Game  SkyMall “Fun for lawyers too,” SkyMall promises about this game that’s sure to be as riveting as a case brief. ### Jumping Hot Dog  SkyMall Wait, is that a sausage or a pill? ### BrilliantSpa Black Diamond Jewelry Steam Cleaner  SkyMall I have always wanted a special sink to clean all of my many diamonds. ### Cobra Walking Stick  SkyMall “Practical and stylish,” writes SkyMall, “our walking stick is a required accessory almost any time we venture from home.” We’d never be caught dead without it. ### Pierogi Ornament  SkyMall Folks, do your relatives a favor and buy them REAL pierogis for the holidays. ### Wine Bottle Glass  SkyMall Tell the haters you’re only having one glass. So much classier than drinking straight from the bottle. ### Mounted Squirrel Head  SkyMall Moose heads are, like, so over. ### Dog Breed Toaster  SkyMall Some people like their bread evenly toasted. Others love a really burnt spot in the middle in the shape of a four-legged creature. There’s just no accounting for taste. Photos: SkyMall's Weirdest Products ```json [{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","@id":"https://time.com/3680289/skymall-bankrupt-weird-products/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https://time.com/3680289/skymall-bankrupt-weird-products/"},"headline":"Here Are 12 of SkyMall's Weirdest Products","datePublished":"2015-01-23T17:08:13.000Z","dateModified":"2026-05-11T04:48:08.204Z","description":"In honor of the retail catalogue filing for bankruptcy, here are some of its strangest offerings","url":"https://time.com/3680289/skymall-bankrupt-weird-products/","keywords":["Newsfeed","Bizarre"],"thumbnailUrl":"","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Sarah Begley","jobTitle":null,"url":"https://time.com/author/sarah-begley/"}],"articleSection":"","image":[],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Time","url":"https://time.com/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://time.com/images/logo.png","width":528,"height":156},"foundingDate":"March 3, 1923","sameAs":["https://www.facebook.com/time","https://www.instagram.com/time/?hl=en","https://twitter.com/time","https://www.pinterest.com/timemagazine"]}},{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"/tag/time-section-newsfeed/","name":"Newsfeed"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https://time.com/3680289/skymall-bankrupt-weird-products/","name":"Here Are 12 of SkyMall's Weirdest Products"}}]}] ```