January 2, 2015 5:18 PM EST

Neil Patrick Harris has New Year’s resolutions in the latest Oscar promo—well, at least one that he probably actually wants you to keep.

That one? Watch the Oscars. This is a promo, after all.

“Let’s be realistic, you’re not going to eat less,” he says. Especially not at your Oscar party during which you’ll likely be indulging in Boyhood-themed queso and maybe a Courtesan au Chocolat from The Grand Budapest Hotel.

This article originally appeared on EW.com

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