If you haven’t seen the Annie since the 1982 original film came out, you may not remember that Annie’s beloved Daddy Warbucks takes her to a movie. In the updated version of the musical, before the movie starts, Annie is treated to a trailer for the upcoming sure-to-be blockbuster, Moonquake Lake.
Kutcher tweeted about the upcoming young adult romance earlier this month:
The film stars Mila Kunis as a child of the moon who falls in love with earthling Ashton Kutcher in an intergalactic Romeo & Juliet meets Twilight story about lovers who are truly star-crossed. The trailer also features a shrieking mermaid and Rihanna as a space wolf or some other creature sure to inspire many a “Rihanna what big teeth you have” joke.
Sadly MoonQuake Lake isn’t a real film, but it is a real song by Sia and Beck.
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