Amy Schumer and Tilda Swinton attend IFP's 24th Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on December 1, 2014 in New York City.
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December 2, 2014 1:59 PM EST

At Monday night’s Gotham Independent Film Awards, Amy Schumer was very, very excited to present an award to Tilda Swinton, who co-stars in Schumer’s upcoming movie Trainwreck.

Turns out Schumer is kind of obsessed with Swinton, as we learned from her very long speech that outlined just how incredible the actress is. “She can scare the s–t out of you and break your heart and give you a boner,” Schumer said, “all at the same time.”

Here’s the full text of Schumer’s speech, via Vulture:


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