This Is What Guy Fieri Would Look Like If He Went All Normcore With His Hair

Sometimes it’s hard to separate celebrity chef Guy Fieri from his spiky blonde hair and trademark blonde goatee. But that didn’t stop one Twitter user from trying.

To remind you, here’s Fieri as the world knows him.

And now here’s Fieri without the two things that make him Fieri, in a consummate Photoshop makeover by @gewqk.

Hm. We never thought we’d say this, but the punk-dad look can stay.