Royal Baby #2, Kimye spawn North West, experienced her debut Vogue cover shoot recently, and the first photos from inside the fold surfaced online today. Here are some thoughts we think North might’ve had while being treated like a rare Birkin bag.
- “I woke up like this.”
- “Why am I wearing just a diaper while posing for Vogue?”
- “Mom really needs to learn to respect my angles when taking selfies of us.”
- “OK just a couple more moments of posing and I’ll get my Veuve-soaked pacifier.”
- “I can’t wait to poop on that white fur fest mommy is wearing.”
- “I’m going to brag about this to Penelope forEVER.”
- “I miss my nanny.”
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