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# Martha Stewart Mocks Gwyneth Paltrow Again... With Photo of Pie

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#### Who is Ally Bank?

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Ally is built for everyday banking, spending, and saving. Its Spending Account is a checking account that includes early direct deposit (paychecks up to 2 days early), access to 75,000+ fee-free ATMs nationwide, the ability to add cash for free at participating locations nationwide, and no overdraft fees. Round ups automatically move the change from everyday purchases into savings, and 24/7 support comes from real humans, not bots.

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## Daniel D'Addario


Oct 14, 2014 2:45 PM UTC

![Martha Stewart Weddings Celebrates 20 Years of Weddings](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt3963dd2f7ff52e8e/698760a4f887dcd434e877bc/ap267407185795.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp&crop=3:2)

Martha Stewart (PatrickMcMullan.com via AP Images)

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## Daniel D'Addario


Oct 14, 2014 2:45 PM UTC

The Gwyneth Paltrow/Martha Stewart feud had seemed to simmer down when Paltrow, the actress-turned-_Goop_\-newsletter-publisher, said she was “[psyched](http://time.com/3481615/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-martha-stewart/)” that Stewart “sees us as competition.” It was a canny reply to months of snide comments by Stewart about Paltrow’s domestic-icon aspirations, most recently a claim that if Paltrow “were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.”

But the new issue of _Martha Stewart Living_ contains a shocking new slap in the face — as shocking as a pie in the face.

The [photo spread](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/13/martha-stewart-gwyneth-paltrow%5Fn%5F5966142.html), entitled “Conscious Coupling,” features a caption describing a picture of a pie as “a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, _I’ll have what they’re having_.” The fact that the “couple” the article is describing are, nonsensically, the crust and filling of a pie only serves to emphasize just how gratuitous the slam is: As connoisseurs of celebrity gossip will recall, Paltrow used her newsletter to describe her divorce from ex-husband Chris Martin as a “conscious uncoupling.”

To be clear: It was more important to the _Martha Stewart Living_ editorial team to shoehorn into their Thanksgiving issue a food-article-length subtweet at Paltrow than to make any coherent sense.

We’re now to the point where a mere act of flipping through a lifestyle magazine or opening up an email newsletter is now fraught with the tension of an openly derisive rivalry. What seems clear is that Stewart is the one running scared. These are wince-inducing defense tactics, and only make Paltrow’s self-awareness seem more appealing. We _will_ have what she’s having.

### From Gwyneth to Jay Z: 7 Celebrities Who Have Lifestyle Brands

![Opening Ceremony & "Grace Of Monaco" Premiere - The 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltb2ff3ad1aff16941/6986a736adae44743a545595/blake-lively.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp)

Blake Lively's website Preserve launched in July. She also recently announced through her company blog that she's pregnant with her first child. Pascal Le Segretain—Getty Images

![2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt2b223b0501b48b38/6986a7363617603e1790e41e/reese-witherspoon.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp)

Reese Witherspoon's lifestyle brand, Draper James, hasn't launched yet, but will likely be influenced by her Southern sensibilities. Jon Kopaloff—FilmMagic

![The 40th Annual People's Choice Awards - Show](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/bltd2e36439b497afc0/6986a7361eebf72106373135/ellen-degeneres.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp)

Ellen DeGeneres's lifestyle brand will include pet products and is set to launch late in 2014. Kevin Winter—Getty Images


![Spike TV's "Guys Choice 2013" - Red Carpet](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt8e0c5b19ba76182c/6986a7353bc9996ee11a5bb2/jessica-alba.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp)

Jessica Alba's Honest Company focuses on organic, environmentally conscious baby products. The eco-friendly business is worth nearly $1 billion, according to the Wall Street Journal. Jason Merritt—Getty Images

![The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Official Launch Party - Red Carpet](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blte68051966fdf56af/6986a735d0b6f24e9f30681e/lauren-conrad.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp)

Former reality TV star Lauren Conrad offers everything from fitness to crafts on her lifestyle blog, Laurenconrad.com. Jason Merritt—Getty Images

!["Contagion" Premiere - 68th Venice Film Festival](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt8d857333d14e36a7/6986a73506f2c1fda93311d5/gwyneth-paltrow2.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp)

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is the gold standard of celebrity lifestyle brands, and she just hired a former Martha Stewart exec as her new CEO. Pascal Le Segretain—Getty Images


![Yahoo\! Wireless Festival - Day 2](https://static.time.com/v3/assets/bltea6093859af6183b/blt061083209d327eae/6986a73413c79feb2e194410/jay-z-lifestyle-brand.jpg?branch=production&width=3840&quality=75&auto=webp)

Jay Z's lifestyle website, Life + Times, is aimed at stylish men. Samir Hussein—WireImage

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