September 26, 2014 11:32 AM EDT

This “Bad Lip Reading” clip has a lighter take on The Walking Dead, AMC’s notoriously grim zombie-apocalypse TV show.

Instead of Rick Grimes (played by Andrew Lincoln) talking about maintaining morality in a ruined world in a husky southern drawl, here his voiceover waxes poetic about apples and what qualities he shares with dolphins. And instead of inhuman growls and gurgles, the zombies say things like, “Excuse me sir, I need to get in and I can’t,” as they attempt to break down a gate.

Oh, and don’t miss Carl’s rap at the end.

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