September 12, 2014 12:19 PM EDT

Ever wondered what your grandma would think of Fifty Shades of Grey? This clip shows different seniors watching the titillating trailer, and their reactions are priceless. Some of the best comments:

“This is not good… Hypnotic eyes, trouble!” (As Christian Grey, played by Jamie Dornan, smolders at Anastasia Steele, played by Dakota Johnson)

“I didn’t expect an interview to end like that!” (Elevator make out. Duh)

“‘What kind of guy are you??” (After Christian says he ‘doesn’t do romance’)

“Oh baby, you’re in trouble. Into the dungeon you go.” (As Christian leads Anastasia down into his, well, dungeon)

And, after the trailer ends: “It looks intriguing. I want to know what’s on his mind. I wouldn’t let him date my daughter, I’ll tell you that.”

The movie comes out Valentine’s Day 2015.

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